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PROLOGUE   
 
Have Sean and Rachel rushed into a rip tide? Can Sean really be a father to Jeff? Did Jeff and Maria really get past puppy love? Will Alex's sexual desires continue to be frustrated? Can Fred and his son Fred keep on keeping on? How will Sean's fundamentalist parents react to his new naturist lifestyle? How will he tell them? Will his secret be exposed?
    
Will Maria's mom, Sonya, continue to respect Jeff? Should Roberto continue to wait for her? Will wedding planning make or break Rachel and Sean? Can Sean really forget Roxanne? How will Jeff survive a rapist's attack? What will become of his spiritual joyride? 

Just sit back and enjoy! 



1  Clan Plan   

"Jeff, why don't you gather some wood for a bonfire."

"Yeah, Dad, let's roast marshmallows."

... From inside, Sean and Rachel watch Jeff start the fire under the star-brightened sky. "Sean, all I do at home these days is sleep."

"Yeah Rachel. You and Jeff seem to hang out here all the time."

"It's fantastic that you're willing to take care of Jeff all summer while I'm working."

"My pleasure--working out of my home definitely has advantages." Sean looks for a hug, "So, anyway, sounds like you're ready to shack up with me."

"I am, but your parents will have a grandmal seizure. I'll lose their respect."

With tongue in cheek, "Well, finding out that you're a naturist will take care of that anyhow."

"I'm glad you brought that up. I feel suffocated here, not being able to run around naked. Jeff complains about that too."

"Yeah, I figured that rule would be toast after our wedding. I feel uncomfortable having it happen so soon. It's the inevitable confrontation with my parents that I don't want to face."

Rachel finds the marshmallows, "Well, just tell them that they're not allowed to just barge in anymore."

As they stroll outside, hand in hand, Sean agrees, "Good idea! Make them call first.... Hey Jeff! Got that fire blazing, eh, good buddy?"

Grabbing some marshmallows, "Yeah, so what are you fine citizens talking about?"

"We're talking about the two of you possibly selling your home and moving in sooner, rather than after the wedding."

"Way cool! But you can't sleep with my Mom until after the wedding."

Laughing, trying to hide his discomfort with Jeff trying to control their sex life, "Yes sir, boss! But I only have one spare bedroom, which will become your room."

Rachael suggests, "I could use that room for now and Jeff could sleep with you."

After initial shock and also surprise that Jeff apparently meant "sleep" literally, "We could try that out and see how it goes. What do you say Jeff?"

Containing his delight, "As long as you don't snore. So when are we getting our stuff, Mom?!"

Glowing from ear to ear, Rachel surmises, "Sounds like we got a plan. Jeff, those marshmallows are burning. So Sean, when do we pull the trigger?"

"I know a good realtor. We can call in the morning. You can move in whenever you want.... What are you waiting for?!"

Laughing, Rachel jumps onto Sean's lap, as they fall into a long, deep kiss.

Waiting patiently first, Jeff laughs, "All right, already! Stop before I hurl!"   



2  GLAD LAD   

"Mom, can Maria come over today?"

"That's fine with me, Jeff, if it works out with your dad. Now you have me calling Sean your dad!"

"So rad! Dad, can she?"

"Sure. Check with Sonya.... Rad, eh? How dare you steal a word from my generation."

Laughing, Jeff jumps over the sofa to the phone, "Hi Sonya, this is Jeff."

"Good morning, young man!"

"Good morning, beautiful seniorita!"

"No, that would be Maria."

"Yeah! Can she come over today?"

"Why that would work nicely for me. I have errands to run. Maria's already getting excited."

"Dad allows nudity in the house now. Is that OK with you?"

"Yes, I know you're honorable. You remember my rule, right?"

"Yeah, we're not allowed behind closed doors together. And we need to chill if either of us gets hot."

"That's right--two rules! Jeff, you're just terrific!"

"And so are you!"

"I'll drop Maria off in about an hour."   



3  BAD DAD   

Sean moves his paperwork to the patio so he can keep an eye on Jeff and Maria as they play in the pool. Soon his father walks in. "Dad, you're supposed to call first."

"I just happened to be in the neighborhood and I don't have a cell phone, you know."

"That's not acceptable, Dad!"

Jeff, in the meantime, jumps out of the pool, runs up to them, happily greeting Louis, "Hi grandpa!"

Sean's head sinks as his father stutters in shock, "Sh-Sh-Sean, d-d-did you elope!"

"No Dad. Jeff just calls me Dad, so you're Grandpa!"

Sternly, getting to what really troubles him, "Sean, why in God's name, is Jeff naked! Why is he naked in front of his girlfriend! Jeff, cover yourself, already!"

Fearlessly naked, Jeff replies, "With all due respect, sir, only you broke a rule."

"Jeff, you have broken God's rules. I warn you Sean, in Mark 9:42 Jesus says, 'If anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around his neck.'"

"Dad, you have warned me, and likewise, I warn you! You teach Puritan tradition like it's holy writ. Jeff, why don't you go play with Maria again?" As Jeff scampers off, Sean adds, "What beautiful innocence!"

"Sean, how could you teach him this?!"

Jeff turns and proclaims, "I taught him!" then jumps into the pool.

"My, oh my! So Rachel is a nudist, huh?!"

Mustering up all the confidence he can, "Yes, Dad. I can't tell you how wonderful it is."

"Son, I love you. Where did I go wrong? You don't run around naked too, do you?"

Taking a deep breathe, "Of course, Dad. You don't know what you're missing!"

"Oh dear! God help me! Do you actually believe you can be a Christian and a nudist too?"

"Well, you know I lost all respect for the church, but yes, I'm convinced!"

"Oh, how I wish you were with Roxanne yet."

"She understands and respects my choice."

"Sean, I respect you highly for your independent thinking, rather than kissing up to hypocrites. But this just hurts me to the core."

"You've seen Jeff and Maria playing naked for a while now. Do you sense any hint of lewdness?"

"No, Sean, can't say that I do. But..."   



4  BOMB MOM   

"Hi Mom. You look exhausted."

"Yeah, Jeff. I had a busy day."

"We sure got Grandpa's blood sizzling today."

"My parents came over while I was working?"

"No. No. Sean's Dad."

"Oh! Uh oh! You mean Louis walked in unannounced?!"

"You got it!"

"I need to sit down.... So he caught you naked?!"

"Maria and I were in the pool when he barged in."

"Oh, good! You were naked but he couldn't tell."

Jeff smiles, "I figured that this would be a good time to hit him with reality--when he was in the wrong."

"What!!! What did you do?! No. Don't tell me!"

"I ran over and said hi to him."

"Quit playing with me, Jeff!" 

Sean walks in and gives Rachael a big hug and kiss. "Sean, what happened with your Dad???"

"Well, let's just say that your son has humongous gonads."

"No! No! No! No! No!"

"And I'm proud of him! I've been agonizing over how to confront my Dad for weeks now. Jeff just made it real simple. It couldn't have gone any better."

"OK, I believe you because I'm too tired not to. I'm just gonna take a nap now."   



5  HOT SHOT   

Jeff runs to answer the door.... "Dad, Alex and Logan are here. Can we play here?"

"Sure. Put some clothes on."

With a gleam in his eyes, Logan whispers, "Jeff, do you always run around the house naked?"

"No, I saw you coming to the door so I stripped real quick."

"Yeah, right!" Then Logan whispers, "You know, you got a real hot shlong."

Alex butts in, "Shut up, Logan!"

Jeff reassures him, "Don't worry, Alex. This doesn't pump my pork." Logan's bright face quickly turns sad. So Jeff changes the subject, "Let's go play out back." 

Sean admires how well the three play together. Usually one of a trio will feel left out, but these boys transcend maturity. After an hour, Jeff asks Sean, "Can we go swimming in our underwear?"

"Sure can buddy."

... After getting the mail, Sean notices that Jeff is alone in the pool. "Jeff, where are Alex and Logan?"

"They went to get dressed."

"Where?"

"Upstairs, I guess."

Sean quickly goes upstairs and hears them both in the shower. He takes a deep breathe, thinking, "Now what do I do?" Soon he knocks on the bathroom door, demanding, "Alex, come here."

"I'm taking a shower."

Impatiently, "I don't give a rat's ass." 

Alex opens the door, dripping wet, still standing at full attention, with a smile on his face. 

Not amused, "Get your clothes and towel. Get dressed downstairs."

"I didn't finish my shower."

"You can finish at home." 

Alex hangs his head, gets his stuff and leaves. 

Sean knocks again, "Logan, your shower's done. Get dressed." After a few minutes, "Are you done in there?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"M-my clothes are downstairs."

"So, Logan, you went through my house naked."

"Yes, sir," with quivering voice and knocking knees."

"Come out here." Now giving Logan the hairy eyeball, "Do you run around your home naked?"

Clinging to the towel around his waist, he looks at Sean painfully, "No, sir, I don't. That's why I wanted to try it here."

"Do you shower with Alex in your home?"

"No sir, that's why..."

"Stop! What are your parents names? ... Your address? ... Your phone number?"

"Please don't tell my parents, sir. They will kill me."

"Then you better get your affairs in order. I want you out of my house in five minutes."

Dejected, "Everyone says you're way cool."

Firmly, "Now you can tell them that I'm terminally tepid."   



6 SPAR FAR   

"Sean, I miss the showers we took together."

"Me too, Jeff."

"Good. Let's go for it."

"Your mother wants us to keep our bedroom door open at night. So it's obvious she doesn't want us showering together."

"That didn't stop us before."

"In another culture that would work."

"I know. I'll flat out ask Mom."

"That would be a way bad idea."

"Pleeeze!"

"Absolutely not!"

Angrily, "And why were you so mean to Alex and Logan?"

"So you're sticking your nose in my business. Do you realize how much trouble I could get into if I allowed that?"

Pleading, "Do you realize how unfair that is for us kids? We have a right to our privacy! You encourage me to jerk off with somebody, but where? Where I ask?!"

Hanging his head, "Yeah, it sure was easier for me to find privacy just ten years ago, than for you today. I wish I had an answer. But then again, the freedom you're getting with Maria is totally awesome."

Calming down, "So when can Alex and Logan come here again."

Frustrated, "Never."

"Sean!!!"

"I don't think they dare come back."

Raising his voice again, "You're avoiding my question."

Softly, "Two weeks sounds good."

"I can't see them for two weeks!"

"No, you can see them now, just not here."

Satisfied, "OK, that's fair enough. Now strip naked."

"I prefer to wait until your mom gets home."

Sadly, "I thought you would say that. You're getting boring."

"Jeff, that hurts!"

Wanting to take back his words, "I didn't mean that. I'm just disappointed. But our sleeping naked together is way cool."

Timidly, "I guess I've become scared of what I might do if I'm naked with just you home. You have this power of persuasion."

With understanding, "OK, maybe we both can change."

Appreciatively, "Now that's got potential! Let me sleep on that idea."   



7  SETTING THE WEDDING   

"Rachel, we need to work on the details of our wedding."

"Well, do you want a naturist wedding?"

"That would exclude my family. That's not going to work out. What month do you want to get married?"

"That will depend on where we want the reception. Some places are booked more than a year in advance."

Sean sulks at the thought, "I don't want to wait that long. I feel married already."

"Me too! How about Labor Day Weekend?"

"Yeah, that's good for out of state relatives. We'll just find whatever reception hall we can get--check out Hotel del Coronado and Balboa Park first."

"Keep dreaming! My family's not made out of money."

"We can pay for it between your house and my business. You never would have had your home if is wasn't for your parents so they already contributed."

"Are we having a church wedding? Will we ask your dad to marry us?"

"No. No."

Rachel laughs, "That was simple. I agree. How about we ask Sonya's pastor?"

"I'm not to keen on him either, but I don't have an alternative."

"I have a girlfriend that just got ordained."

"Sounds good to me. I want Jeff as my best man,  with my brother and Fred as ushers."

Delighted, "Wow! I didn't think of Jeff as best man. I just figured he's to old to be ring bearer."

"Yeah, that would be an insult to him. Have you picked the ladies."

"I had my best girlfriend in mind and my sister." Thinking out loud, "Maybe I should ask Maria--then Jeff can walk down the aisle with her."

"Brilliant thought! I'm so excited! And your brother has a band--do you want to ask them?"

"Yeah, thanks for thinking of him."

"Guestimate a count of guest so I know what hall to book. Do you want to do most of the other stuff, the planning?"

"Yeah, thanks. Oh, my brother could be the soloist too. He does a super up-beat "Our Father."   



8 BEST GUEST   

Sean goes to answer the door. "Hello Fred! Good to see you."

"Hi Sean, I'm feeling out of control again."

"You look a lot better than your first visit here. I'm glad you have been seeing me regularly. Come in, have a seat."

As they were talking, Jeff started heading for his room from the pool. When he sees Fred there, he darts over, "Hi Mr. Weber!"

"Jeff, you're naked!"

Sean shows his approval, "Yeah, he loves skinny dipping."

"I can't take it. I'm going crazy!"

"Fred, remember to take your impulses for what they are, nothing more."

Standing face to face, Jeff assures, "It's OK, Mr. Weber."

Shuddering, full of remorse, "No it's not. I looked at you!"

Jeff acknowledges, "I know. Remember, it's OK to look. But try doing something and you're dead meat."

Overwhelmed with his urges, "I can't look again! My eyes are burning!"

Calmly Sean requests, "Please look again. Stop any sex object thoughts. Think about the wonderful boy Jeff is." After a moment, Fred moves his eyes down Jeff's body. When reaching his genitalia, he quickly turns away, ashamed. "Good Fred. Now look at Jeff's joy again, without fear." 

After a longer moment, Fred turns his head. After making eye contact with Jeff, he slowly eyes Jeff's entire body. Then suddenly he breaks down crying uncontrollably. Jeff quickly gives him a hug. Fred's body quivers, but then he puts his hands on Jeff's shoulders as he continues crying, seemingly without end. He barely manages to say, "Jeff, you're amazing!" After several minutes of silence, Fred calmly looks Jeff in the eyes, "I'm OK. Thank you."

Jeff pats Fred on the back. "You're very welcome!"

 As he leaves for his room, Sean stops him, "Jeff, I need to ask you something. Have you ever gone to a wedding?"

Perplexed by the irrelevant question, "Yeah, once."

"Good, I need to ask someone to be my best man."

Even more bewildered, "You want my suggestions?"

Smiling cheek to cheek, "No, I want you!"

"What??? Me!? Best Man!!! Yes!!!" Jeff jumps onto Sean's lap, giving him a bear hug. "That's super cool! Now I'm crying!"

As Sean holds Jeff in his arms, "Fred, I need ushers."

"No. No. No. You can find someone better than me."

"No, I can't. You're my first choice." 

Fred starts crying again. When he stops, "I accept and feel very honored!"

Sean smiles, "Me too!" Giving Jeff one more huge hug, "OK Jeff. Let me talk privately with Fred again."

"Sure thing." So Jeff  prances upstairs.

Fred takes a deep breathe, "He has a precious backpack too."

"Yes, a beautiful butt. I'm happy you can say that without allowing sexual thoughts."

"Yeah, but my dick was jumping."

"No 'buts'! Just accept the things you cannot change."

"Thanks, Sean. It amazes me how Jeff can run around the house naked in perfect innocence! ... Did Fred swim naked when he was here?"

"No, no one was naked."

Fred surprises Sean, "If my son wants to, he has my permission."

"OK, wow. I'll let Jeff work it out. He'll know how to handle that."

"I don't doubt it!"   



9 JEALOUS WELLNESS   

As Sean, Rachel, and Jeff get down to the soft sand of beautiful Black's Beach, they see Roberto, Sonya and Maria already settled in. Jeff sprints over to Maria, giving her a big hug and kiss. "Guess what! You'll never believe it!"

"I don't know--you just signed a contract with the real Cubs."

"No. Way better! Sean asked me to be his best man!"

"Oh, wow! In their wedding, right?"

"Yeah, I'm so happy, I'm crying! Again."

Rachel and Sean greet Roberto and Sonya, exchanging hugs. Then they step over to Maria, waiting for her to finish with Jeff. She notices them standing there. She turns to give each a warm hug, "You guys are awesome, making Jeff your best man."

With his hand still on her shoulder, "We consider ourselves quite honored."

Rachel agrees, "Yes and we wonder who we might get to walk down the aisle with him," laying her hand on her other shoulder.

"Oh?" with a hint of jealousy.

Rachel adds, "We want you to be my maid of honor!" 

Maria screams, falling into the sand, almost break dancing. Jeff helps her get up, excitedly but gently. 

"So what do you say?"

Giving Rachel another hug, showering her with kisses, "I can't believe my ears! Yesss!!!" Then she runs to hug her mama, "Can you believe it!!! God is so good!"

Sonya smiles, "All the time, from the tire tube to the mountaintop."

"Oh, Mama, I love you!"

Jeff starts rubbing sunscreen on Maria's back. Soon they do each other's front side at the same time. "Jeff let's get on the blanket, so I can sit on you as we do this."

"Yeah, I like that better too, most honorable maid."

Soon they all go to swim in the mild surf. Alex and Logan show up to play with Jeff and Maria. After hearing all the new news about the wedding, Alex and Logan announce that they're an item now. Jeff pats them each on the rear end, "That's way wild guys!" Agreeing, Maria hugs them. 

Soon Logan slips away, approaching Sean. "Sean, sir, I'm sorry for upsetting you. Thanks for not telling my parents."

"Logan, you're private life is none of my business, until you take it into my house. You're welcome back anytime. I'm forgetting it, trusting it never will happen again."

Surprised, "Jeff said I couldn't for two weeks."

"Let's just say I appreciate your maturity and respectful tone, but please don't call me sir. It will give me gray hair!"

Laughing, "Yes sir! I mean, yes Sean! I wouldn't want you to lose your touch of green."

"Imao. I didn't know your family are naturists."

"They're not. Alex just asked my parents if I could come. They said I could try it once."

"That was easy."

"Actually, no. Alex became totally persuasive. And I begged big time."

"We don't tell people we're naturists."

"I won't tell anyone."

"You're a good man, Logan."

"Thanks, Sean."

... After Alex and Logan leave, Logan asks, "Alex, why didn't you apologize to Sean?"

"What for, I'd rather crap in my pants."

"What's the matter with you. You have a thing for him!"

"No I don't, dickweed!" Hanging his head, "OK, I used to."

"You still do!"

"Why don't you shag a diseased dog!"

Logan ignores the insult, "Does he... is that why he threw us out?" 

Alex just breaks down crying. 

Logan hugs him. "It's OK, Alex. I'm here for you."

"Yeah, you want Jeff and I want Sean. And they just do the mammary mambo."

"Just don't push me away, Alex. We can't help it that others turn us on. Yeah, we want what we can't have. The fact of the matter is, we turn each other on and want each other. Yeah, we both get jealous. Let's just get over it. Somehow, we can do it."

"Logan, you're a dream-come-true," as they hug each other passionately, exchanging wild kisses. "How can you love me? Jeff's got man meat ten times my size."

"Alex, don't ask how, I just do!"   



10  HIGHER FIRE   

As usual, Sonya and Roberto pick up Jeff for church. Jeff sits beside Maria in the back. Their excitement about walking down the aisle together continues wildly. They hold hands tightly, praying together, thanking God for his overwhelming goodness. Their appreciation bubbles over.

In church they sing their hearts out with every praise song, raising their hands in worship frequently. As silence fills the sanctuary, Jeff suddenly cries out, "Ah shub rall el shah reed rom. Brop ud el shah hon alk lize fulp rir el yah weh sed moz lar zon saf. Jur hul ma! Jur hul ma!"

Then Jeff falls backward, but the man behind him reaches forward, guiding him into his chair. This man then speaks out, "Our God sees to much comfort. Our God passionately pleads that our hearts burn with fire as we look to him as Lord. Live my Word! Live my Word!"

The pastor smiles, "Out of the mouth of a child! Praise you Jesus! Praise you Jesus!" He then leads in singing an old children's song, "The B-I-B-L-E, yes that's the book for me. I stand alone on the Word of God, the B-I-B-L-E."

During the song Maria whispers to Jeff, "What did you say!"

"I have no idea! No idea. It just happened. Then it was like a wave rolled over me. But I feel great! I feel like God loves me even more than we love each other."

When church ends, Jeff turns around, looking up at the distinguished gentleman behind him. "Are you the man that caught me as a fell?"

"Yes, I am. God has shown you favor."

"Yes he has. But I have no idea what happened."

"You spoke in tongues."

"I did what?"

"God is holy. Our God is an awesome God. He spoke through you."

"Yeah? Yeah! But it didn't make any sense."

"No, he speaks in an unknown language. He then gave it to me in English."

"Wild!"

"Yes, indeed!"

"Why did I get knocked over?"

"God's spirit can be like a blast of wind."

"Yeah! It was! Why did he pick me?"

"Just feel honored. Trust that he knows what he's doing."

"I do! I do!"

"Go where he leads and do what he says."

"I think I go where he leads, but I have no idea what he says."

"Now that God used you in a special way, you can easily understand that he used others to give his message to us in writing. That's what the Bible is. His Word."

"That used to be hocus pocus to me. Now it makes sense. I'm gonna start reading it."

"Good! And follow the message you spoke in tongues. Live his Word."

"How do I do that?"

"Take his Word to heart. You'll get fired up."

"Cool!"   



11  FLY HIGH   

On the way home, Maria and Sonya couldn't stop talking with Jeff about his experience. Roberto, however, didn't say a word. Jeff says his goodbyes quickly, darting into the house. "Mom! I spoke in tongues! I spoke in tongues!"

"Slow down, Jeff. Slow down."

Sad that she doesn't share his excitement, "I ... spoke ... in ... tongues."

Seeing his sadness, Rachel hugs Jeff, "I don't know what that means."

"I didn't either."

Overhearing the commotion, Sean walks into the kitchen, "You spoke in a heavenly language!"

Jeff runs to hug Sean, "Yes! Did you ever?"

"No I haven't. My father doesn't believe that happens anymore--that it only happened in the first century."

"Tell him he's wrong."

"That wouldn't change his mind. He'd probably think you are demon possessed. Never mind him. Tell me about it!"

Jeff enjoys Rachel's and Sean's interest as he shares his encounter with God.

Sean suggests, "Avoid telling others about this, Jeff. If it never happened to them, they probably will think you flew over the coocoo's nest. The experience enriches your life. The interpretation enriches the church. Try to share the message, not the experience."

"I thought this made me special, not wacko."

"You know better than ever that God considers you special. What others think of you will depend somewhat on how you handle this."

"Son, I agree with Sean."

"Jeff, I've been doing some work for the Birch Aquarium. Have you ever heard of it?"

"No. Tell me about it."

"Let me show you on my computer...."

"Look at that kelp forest. I can't believe Mom eats that stuff."

"Yeah, kelp is real healthy for you."

"Not for me. I don't eat it. Hey, you can actually touch the animals in the tidal pool displays."

"Who would want to touch that hermit crab?"

"Me! Wow! What brilliant seastars!"

"Yeah."

"I gotta see that spotted octopus.... Oh, coral reefs fascinate me."

"They're amazing."

"That Simulator Ride looks like fun too. We gotta do this!"

"I got a lot of work right now, Jeff, but I'll take you there someday."

"Yeah! Show me, then make me wait."

Giving Jeff a hug, "I had to see if you would be interested before I forget about it."



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